I am aware that most people announced their r̶e̶p̶e̶t̶i̶t̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶ inspiring resolutions for 2015 about a month ago. Sadly, my blog was not ready during this time and I was also in denial that my last year as a teenager was basically over. However, my pity party has come to an end and I have compiled a list of potential resolutions/ tips for the general public.
So with out further a due…
#1. Start a blog.
LOL did that (along with every other person and their mother).
#2. Stop wearing your Jeffery Campbell Litas in the light of day. (You know who you are)
They are strictly a going out at NIGHT shoe, end of story.
#3. If the guy on tinder says he’s 22 but looks 40…
He’s not 22. Swipe Left.
#4. Wear less black.
Probably won’t happen.
#5. Experiment.
Cut off all of your hair, dye it blue, wear your underwear on top of your clothes, but DO IT FOR YOU.
#6. Stop with the Nike Swoosh- esque eyebrows.
Seriously. Stop.
#7. Get healthy & fit (but actually this time).
I have found that fat is the equivalent of a clingy ex. It. Does. Not. Want. To. Let. Go. Those extra LBs are screaming, “NO I don’t want to leave you!” Yeah, I get it, there is some guilty comfort in knowing you have that ice-cream/ ex to comfort you when you’re sad, but the best thing you can do for your mind and body is say “BYE BOY’ *insert hair flip* to that junk food and get your ass to the gym.
Here’s to having a fab year!
-Kt
So with out further a due…
#1. Start a blog.
LOL did that (along with every other person and their mother).
#2. Stop wearing your Jeffery Campbell Litas in the light of day. (You know who you are)
They are strictly a going out at NIGHT shoe, end of story.
#3. If the guy on tinder says he’s 22 but looks 40…
He’s not 22. Swipe Left.
#4. Wear less black.
Probably won’t happen.
#5. Experiment.
Cut off all of your hair, dye it blue, wear your underwear on top of your clothes, but DO IT FOR YOU.
#6. Stop with the Nike Swoosh- esque eyebrows.
Seriously. Stop.
#7. Get healthy & fit (but actually this time).
I have found that fat is the equivalent of a clingy ex. It. Does. Not. Want. To. Let. Go. Those extra LBs are screaming, “NO I don’t want to leave you!” Yeah, I get it, there is some guilty comfort in knowing you have that ice-cream/ ex to comfort you when you’re sad, but the best thing you can do for your mind and body is say “BYE BOY’ *insert hair flip* to that junk food and get your ass to the gym.
Here’s to having a fab year!
-Kt